09:40 – ugh. I’ve been forced to have late breakfast due to wifely illness. I want to take a baseball bat and swing it around indiscriminately. They are like cattle in here again.
You would think that the food in display is the last food available on the planet.
I’m thinking of asking the hotel to put up signs reminding everyone that the food is constantly replenished. Sadly this would be a wasted effort as the fat fucks can’t see past their swollen cheeks, the overeating has caused their eyes to close up, they locate their next feed using a combination of sound and smell.
09:50 – some of the Spanish have cracking beards, but they really should sort them out before going poolside in their bikinis.
13:21 – they’ve all gone for lunch, I’m by the pool with the kids. This is ok as they are playing nicely… For now.
I have a game to play. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with ‘M’.
‘mothers?’ – no!
‘morons?’ – no!
‘moobs?’ – YES!!! Some of the men here have better boobs than the laydees.
Some more smokers have made their way on to my shitlist today. I dont reckon they would be best pleased if I backed up to their faces and unleashed a hell of farts on their senses.
I’m pretty sure they’d be disgusted, well, ditto asswipes.
20:41 – Fat kids = child abuse. There’s no excuse. Zero tolerance.
It’s nit glandular, your feeding the fat little shits too damned much.
Spotted 3 ex-cockroaches today. Nice.
And in nicer things that happened today, got my back rubbed by a bronzed beauty, albeit a tattooed one.
Why do nice looking girls get their boobs tattooed? Who cares what the munters do!?
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