11:58 – I’m at M&S Cafe with my boy, reflecting on the selfish nature of pensioners.
I’ve Fallen foul of their evil ways a few times today, it started when I left the house and got to a junction, I waited for an old bloke, allowing him to cross. He repaid my kindness by refusing to even look at me, let alone acknowledge the fact that I let him go.
I should have revved my engine, whee spun past him and left him standing in a cloud of dust complete with pants full of his own excrement. Twat.
But back yo the cafe, here I am watching as countless OAP’s come in to the small cafe and split into separate directions. Those who will sit and keep the table and those who will queue for food and drinks.
Meanwhile, people who are not complete shits are coming off the queue complete with food and drink only to find nowhere to sit and an army of bare-tabled-coffin-dodgers staring back at them.
On the other end of the spectrum there are a number of semi nude teenage girls in here, jailbait. It should be illegal to show so much flesh if it’s illegal to touch it. I realise that statement is completely wrong sounding but I need to get my point across. You don’t advertise cigarettes and alcohol by showing kids smoking and getting wandered in the park right?
On the other hand, these ones are ginger, perhaps that assumes a lack of interest in general.
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