Since when does being a fat bastard (or cow) mean that you are disabled? Every time I go shopping I see cars parked in the disabled bays all badged up, it always makes makes me wonder how come there are so many “disabled” people in this country.
Then I see him / her. A (please forgive the contradiction in terms here) healthy able-bodied fat-fuck!
What is with that? Since when does not being able to fit into regular sized clothing make you disabled? Since when does not being able to see your own penis make you disabled? Since when does having a second chin as a bib make you disabled?
If you can fucking walk you should be fucking walking. Don’t go parking in the disabled bays where genuinely disabled people need to be.
Oh hang on, I do think I just worked it out… those disabled bays are so much wider than the regular ones. Perhaps this is the work of the insurance companies, protecting the doors of other motorists veichles? After all the fat buggers may dent your door and scratch your paint as they get their cake loving backsides out of the car and squeeze through to the shop to restock their cupboards with more lard.
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