Google and their infinite wisdom. Don’t you just love it? Innocently searching for instructions on how to insert some adverts into this very blog (why not? every other twat is doing it!) I started to type “how to insert” at which point Google thought it may have an idea what it was I’d like to insert.
All of the entries were wrong, but its the first one I particularly take issue with.
Being a helpful sort of bloke, perhaps this would be knowledge worth gaining. You never know, one day I may be heading down the street at which point a lady may approach me, desperate for help with a problem she is having.
“Please sir, could you spare a moment to help me?”
“Why of course” I would reply.
“There is something I have been having difficulty with sir, I was wondering if you could just help me, here take hold of this…” she would continue.
Anyway, I think you get the picture.
Google… No. Improve your algorithms. I do not want to find out how to insert a tampon.
Well… I do have five minutes to kill….. 
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