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What happened yesterday seems pretty disgusting on the face of the known facts, there are many who are questioning what actually happened, the authenticity of the images shown to us on the news and so on but I don’t want to get drawn into that.

fucktards

The aftermath of this event is what takes me by surprise, the ever-growing army of fucktards who take to social media claiming outrage and disgust, calling for all Muslims to leave the country, blaming them all for the actions of the psychotic few.  The people posting these status messages and comments on the news stories all seem to have one thing in common too, they generally have an ignorant point of view, their spelling and grammar is atrocious and their own views are pretty extreme too.

Assuming we stick to the “known facts” for a moment, then on this one I have much sympathy for the family of the murdered soldier (they’re still saying he’s a soldier right?) because for one, he was not out in another country “performing his duty”.  It grinds my gears a bit when I see people complaining about soldiers dying whilst out fighting, what the hell were they expecting might happen when you go to “war”?

Anyway, back to my point.  I just don’t get why its the seemingly stupid that have the loudest voices, I’ve seen many posts from Muslims (sane, peaceful Muslims) speaking out against what happened yesterday, begging the British public not to tar them all with the extremist brush only to be told by thick-twats to “shut up” or “go home” – it makes me truly ashamed and embarrassed for us all.

sheep-shaggerTo suggest that all Muslims are mentalists with nothing but the destruction of the west on their minds is a bit like suggesting all Welsh people fornicate with livestock when we all know it’s just the sheep farmers right?  (just kidding!).  But my point is still sort of valid, just because one Welsh guy may have got caught shagging a sheep up against a cliff edge, does not make us all dirty-wool-wankers.  And by the same logic, because there are some fruit-cake Muslims out there who bend the meaning of their religion to fit their own warped views does not make them all crazy.

I watched a video earlier with an extremist Muslim march against the UK, taking place in the UK by a bunch of freaks who think they can come over here (OK, they may have been born here to immigrant parents who don’t share their views) and tell us that our laws don’t apply, they won’t follow them because they’re not Islamic laws.  Well maybe these people should go live in an Islamic country if that is what they want, but again I say, this is NOT what the Muslims I’ve met believe, they have all been genuinely nice, friendly people who are happy to peacefully get along and live their own lives, not wanting to change the rest of us to fit in with them.

I’m getting increasingly hacked off by what I am seeing in my social media feeds and other places on the internet every time there is an extremist event, the idiots need to pipe down a bit and stop and think before they post their small-minded views for all to see.  They are giving us all a bad name.  Just like “Dai-the-sheep” did for the Welsh.

 

 

Google and their infinite wisdom.  Don’t you just love it?  Innocently searching for instructions on how to insert some adverts into this very blog (why not?  every other twat is doing it!) I started to type “how to insert” at which point Google thought it may have an idea what it was I’d like to insert.

All of the entries were wrong, but its the first one I particularly take issue with.

Being a helpful sort of bloke, perhaps this would be knowledge worth gaining.  You never know, one day I may be heading down the street at which point a lady may approach me, desperate for help with a problem she is having.

“Please sir, could you spare a moment to help me?”

“Why of course” I would reply.

“There is something I have been having difficulty with sir, I was wondering if you could just  help me, here take hold of this…” she would continue.

Anyway, I think you get the picture.

Google… No.  Improve your algorithms.  I do not want to find out how to insert a tampon.

Well… I do have five minutes to kill….. :-/

Back to work

Posted: July 18, 2011 in Mentally Ill?, Travel

Imagine a string vest, now imagine a knitted jumper in the style of a string vest, so basically it’s a woollen jumper with a fishnet effect, lots of big gaps in it to see what lies below.
Now, consider that when driving through Llanelli and passing a sixty-odd year old woman weighing about 17 stone with breasts like deflated beach-balls who clearly was not all there in the head, you may understand why my day is off to a bad start.
Oh, did I mention she was ONLY wearing the see-through jumper?