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What happened yesterday seems pretty disgusting on the face of the known facts, there are many who are questioning what actually happened, the authenticity of the images shown to us on the news and so on but I don’t want to get drawn into that.

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The aftermath of this event is what takes me by surprise, the ever-growing army of fucktards who take to social media claiming outrage and disgust, calling for all Muslims to leave the country, blaming them all for the actions of the psychotic few.  The people posting these status messages and comments on the news stories all seem to have one thing in common too, they generally have an ignorant point of view, their spelling and grammar is atrocious and their own views are pretty extreme too.

Assuming we stick to the “known facts” for a moment, then on this one I have much sympathy for the family of the murdered soldier (they’re still saying he’s a soldier right?) because for one, he was not out in another country “performing his duty”.  It grinds my gears a bit when I see people complaining about soldiers dying whilst out fighting, what the hell were they expecting might happen when you go to “war”?

Anyway, back to my point.  I just don’t get why its the seemingly stupid that have the loudest voices, I’ve seen many posts from Muslims (sane, peaceful Muslims) speaking out against what happened yesterday, begging the British public not to tar them all with the extremist brush only to be told by thick-twats to “shut up” or “go home” – it makes me truly ashamed and embarrassed for us all.

sheep-shaggerTo suggest that all Muslims are mentalists with nothing but the destruction of the west on their minds is a bit like suggesting all Welsh people fornicate with livestock when we all know it’s just the sheep farmers right?  (just kidding!).  But my point is still sort of valid, just because one Welsh guy may have got caught shagging a sheep up against a cliff edge, does not make us all dirty-wool-wankers.  And by the same logic, because there are some fruit-cake Muslims out there who bend the meaning of their religion to fit their own warped views does not make them all crazy.

I watched a video earlier with an extremist Muslim march against the UK, taking place in the UK by a bunch of freaks who think they can come over here (OK, they may have been born here to immigrant parents who don’t share their views) and tell us that our laws don’t apply, they won’t follow them because they’re not Islamic laws.  Well maybe these people should go live in an Islamic country if that is what they want, but again I say, this is NOT what the Muslims I’ve met believe, they have all been genuinely nice, friendly people who are happy to peacefully get along and live their own lives, not wanting to change the rest of us to fit in with them.

I’m getting increasingly hacked off by what I am seeing in my social media feeds and other places on the internet every time there is an extremist event, the idiots need to pipe down a bit and stop and think before they post their small-minded views for all to see.  They are giving us all a bad name.  Just like “Dai-the-sheep” did for the Welsh.

 

 

There’s just 40 minutes left of what has been a bit of a crap day.

I’ve had what’s left of my hair removed by my wife who wasn’t paying attention. I now look like Evan Davis! I have to keep checking that I haven’t got any of the kids fuzzy felts stuck to my head.

I got lost countless times trying to fund this here hotel. Bloody “crap-nav” letting me down big-time.

About the only thing that’s making things ok is that I’m having a better day than Gaddafi.

07:30 – no smell of violence this morning, just a mild whiff of chav-shit. They don’t seem to have fancied their chances against 15,000 coppers and vigilantes.

But that’s just London. Not wanting to be left out, the scum-of-the-north took a turn last night. One of them on the news today making it sound like “getting free stuff” was a basic human right.

07:42 – Changing the subject somewhat, someone got dressed in the dark this morning. It won’t come out in the picture, but really, navy jacket / charcoal trousers combo?
Your wife is either blind or she doesn’t love you as much as you love her.

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Fuck me, I just clocked he’s wearing a chocolate brown shirt as well. Mate, your wife must be having an affair, your clearly not so attractive that she’s letting you look so ridiculous just to put off other women.

07:59 – I’m at Pret. A woman blasts through the doors clutching a book in her hand. She heads straight to the toilet, not for a coffee. This can only mean one thing. She is busting for a shit.

Another thing I don’t get, whilst I am looking around my fellow breakfast-eaters, is blokes who cross their legs at the knee when sitting.  I’ve only attempted this a handful of times and I am more than aware that becoming an expert at anything is commonly known to require somewhere in the region of 30,000 hours of practice, but on the few times I have tried it the experience has proven to be immensely uncomfortable.  Not in any small way as a result of my “having testicles”.   Am I missing a trick here or is the world more3 heavily populated by eunuchs than I would have imagined.

I know, you don’t want to be imagining eunuchs either.  So lets go back to yesterday briefly.  On my way back from lunch I was stopped by a tourist.  She had taken the lead in asking for directions.  Her boyfriend (not wearing the trousers) remained in the background, seated on some steps.

“Hexuse me… chwhere his arooods please” she asked.

“Pardon?”

“Arooods, chwhere his eet?”

“Sorry, I don’t know what… oh wait a minute… where am I again?  Oh yes, near Knightsbridge.  ‘Harrods’ you mean?  The shop?”  I reply.

“Ah yes… Harroooooods” she repeats (if you can call that repeating).

“I don’t know.  Thats Knightsbridge over there, its down there somewhere.  Bye”.

What the hell is it with people asking me for directions this week?

08:47 – Back to Riot News.  I got some great advice yesterday, from a courier delivery man.  He was telling me how the looters were idiots, that a lot of them were just stealing beer from off-licenses etc.

“They are idiots” he pointed out quite needlessly.  “They are going around looting small ticket items like beer and wine, but the crime is Looting.  It doesn’t matter if they take a bottle of beer or a 50″ screen television, they are going to get done for the same crime.  What they want to do is go around to the Louis Vuitton shop around the corner.  I deliver around there all the time, its only got a shutter at the back, 15 minutes working on that and your in to Aladdin’s Cave!”.