I heard yesterday that they are re-making Total Recall. This could be cool. I liked that film. I still do.
But I had bad dreams about this remake last night.
I know there are scarier things to have bad dreams about. There is terrible shit happening all over the world. But Jesus Christ why? Why?
WHY COLIN FARRELL? They had a genuinely good chance to make a really good remake here. How the hell are we supposed to enjoy Total Recall with Arnie’s character played by Colin Fucking Farrell? Fookin-Flop-tastic!
I don’t have much against Colin Farrell, I haven’t seen many of his films, but really? In place of Arnie? Terrible terrible choice. In the remake of The A-Team (or the movie to be more accurate) they didn’t cast Chris Rock for the part of B.A Baracus. That would have been mental!
So once again… Why Colin Farrell? This is the thought that kept me awake last night. After what seemed to be a dream of the whole film in its ruined entirety I couldn’t get back to sleep for fear of suffering more Total Recall with Colin Farrell.
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