Seriously. Apple pissing me off again. Within 15 minutes of taking 4S orders they have both failed to take reservations and also run out. It’s a farce.
Secondly, Pubs. Why do they insist on putting the toilets upstairs? Is it a sport to them to watch me try to negotiate the stairs when wasted?
Thirdly, blokes. Why the fuck do some blokes have to undo their belts to take a piss at a urinal? Even with my tiny beast I still manage to find and release the little fucker (no pun intended). Really though, what’s that all about?
Check out how I party courtesy of iPhone camera.
And look at this prick…
I bet he even gets laid in these chrome effect shoes. What a twat.
Look who we met in a pub… Ignore the red lighting… It really is a pub. No pay-as-you-go ladies.
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