We’ve been on holiday for three days now, it’s alright actually. Not as good as last year I guess but the staff are friendly (most of the time) and overall there’s less riff-raff.
Speaking of riff-raff, there is this fat woman here with her friend / sister and daughter. Lets call her “Les Dawson” for no particular reason. No reason other than she looks like Les Dawson anyway.
This woman is proper rough. Really. Her three year old daughter is left to run around the pool all day long, unsupervised and just goes around chatting to random strangers even sitting on sun beds with them and asking for sweets! I know!?!
We just got back from breakfast and I’m happy to report that some level of justice has been served. Les Dawson fell flat on her arse. I’m not sure if its the scream I heard first or if I just felt the ground shake.
I guess the hotel can look forward to a law suit now, after all, if it wasn’t All Inclusive here then just maybe she wouldn’t have been too fat to see her own feet.
Ooff! Two hours later and Kids Club is over. Must stop the cocktails now. Time to sober up and get in the pool!
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