I don’t mean soap. Soap is good. People need soap. Soap is clean. We like soap.
What should be banned is soaps. Television soap operas. Tonight I am hostage in my own home. We have visitors. Visitors who all like to watch soaps. Now I am trapped here having to suffer the worst punishment in television. Well, the worst punishment there is apart from the sodding X-Factor.
What I don’t understand is why I am being looked at like I am a miserable git because I can’t stand to be sat here watching fucking soaps. I mean really. I don’t watch fucking soaps normally. Why do I have to watch them just because we have got visitors.
I already caught a look like I am being rude for suggesting I am going to go upstairs, but really… I can’t stand bastard soaps.
So now I am sat here venting silently on here. Thank you WordPress for giving me this outlet. There is every chance if it weren’t for this I would possibly end up committing GBH!
Bastards.
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